The first time I opened FikFap, I was greeted by a big, fat ass, cheeks spread wide while the girl strokes her own crack and pokes at her glistening purple butthole. I was really expecting some boring viral shit like Tiktok—you know, like stupid dances, vandalism/injury challenges, and retards lip-synching last week’s famous internet videos. But, on the contrary, this was at least something I could crank off to, and well, you know how much I love that kind of stuff around here.

Most of the content on imageboards or similar porn sites is great, but there’s no denying that fap material you can find on TikTok is hot. And before you tell me that you don’t look at sexy models on TikTok, I know for sure you betas do it all the time. You find the hotties, subscribe to them on platforms like OnlyFans, and then enjoy their amazing jerk-off material that keeps you subscribing and coming back for more.

You saw this coming, don’t lie to me. Ever since Tik Tok replaced Vine as the premier location for youngsters to post dumb shit, it was inevitable that the whole platform would become everyone’s excuse to masturbate. There are now more fuckable bitches on Tik Tok than there are pornstars active across all porn studios globally. How do I know that for sure? Well, I don’t. I’m making a guesstimate. Anyways, what is it that makes Tik Toks so fucking hot, and how does TikPorn factor in? These are the questions we are going to explore and more. Let’s dive right into it.

Xfree popped up on my radar recently as I was looking for some fresh free fap fodder to supplement my usual paysite memberships and OnlyFans subscriptions. I love the typical free tubes as much as the next guy, sure, but as a professional masturbator, I appreciate a good change of pace from time to time. This joint has been blowing up over the past few months, so I had a feeling there was some kind of party going on.

Anybody up for a Kwiky? I’m a sucker for a good brand name, and I think these guys knocked it out of the park. Everybody knows what a Quickie is, and I even Googled it to make sure I’m not just a pervert; most people think fast, easy sex when they hear the term. That creative misspelling is going to make this joint a little easier to remember, especially once you hit that post-nut clarity, and their millions of monthly visitors seem to back that up.

I wanted an XXX Tik Tok since the very first time I heard about the video-sharing app. I mean, shit, the basic setup seems tailor-made for amateur smut; you get a non-stop feed of short home videos, so any pervert should immediately see the potential there. Well, if you’ve been waiting in vain for the site to start allowing real grown-up shit, I’ve got something really goddamn fun for you. You’ve got some time to burn and lube to spare, right? I only ask because you may end up wasting the whole day shaking your dick at your phone.

Who will I XXXFollow today? Well, broadly speaking, I know it’ll be a bunch of sexy broads, but that’s pretty much all in a day’s work for your old pal ThePornDude. The real question is what separates this site from every other free tube and social media porn platform on the internet. Is it the models, the kinks and subgenres, the format or something else entirely? I ain’t sure just yet, but you better believe I’m all lubed up and ready to find out.

Do you want to share some on Sharesome today? The question might sound like gibberish if you’ve never heard of the website, but since you’re reading this on ThePornDude, you can probably guess what kind of content we’ll be sharing. When I see the word “share” connected to an adult website, I often assume I’ll be checking out a porn forum, a download blog or an imageboard. Sharesome offers a more modern way to swap nudes and naughty vids, so all you millennial masturbators are going to fucking love this one.

OG Fap may not be your original fap unless you just got on the internet and had your first boner today, but there’s a decent chance it’ll be your first really good fap to a rapid-fire selection of dirty little movies. Sure, you can find twerking models on TikTok and bikini-wearing influencers on Instagram, but those wholesome community guidelines sure are a fucking cockblock. This next joint takes the format and runs with it, away from the prudes and into the well-lubed palms of pervs like you and me.

Only Tik calls itself “The best AI optimized Nude TikTok Porn Video App,” which got me excited even before I’d had a chance to take a look for myself. As much fun as I have cranking off to the real TikTok, it’s such a pain in the ass hunting for the good stuff since they’ve got a shitty set of community guidelines. I get why a lot of sites and apps ban porn, so they can help cultivate a more family-friendly demographic, but let’s be real here: those viral injury challenges are more of a risk to the youth then some jiggly titties and twerking booties, don’t you think?

Are you looking for the best porn from all of the popular social media platforms out there? I bet you are. But it can be a pain in the fucking ass scrolling through thousands of cringe videos on TikTok to find hot nudes of fresh-faced sluts spreading their legs for your pleasure. It’s the same in other top sites like Instagram, Reddit, and anywhere else where some whore can set a cam up and flick their bean to some shitty music. I just don’t have the patience to find that shit on my own. It gives me a goddamn headache. And I’m sure loads of you horny bastards feel exactly the same way. So, I went out looking for the best, simplest source for curated mobile-style porn videos.

If I asked you to join My Club, would you do it? That’s something of a trick question, obviously, since you’re already reading my website and may have seen my work at PornDudeCasting, too. I’ve already established my own little corner of the web, which is growing bigger by the day, but what about all the adult content creators out there who don’t want to learn web design, marketing, and all that other nerdy bullshit? They’ve got a growing number of options for peddling their smut, and this next one looks promising as hell. (Although if you’re looking for an edge, I’ve got a lot of tips on my other site, PornWebmasters!)

Slushy is living on such impossibly good internet real estate that I’m shocked it wasn’t grabbed up by 7-11 or some other outfit selling syrupy frozen drinks. I’m certainly not complaining, as I think the site’s offerings are much more enticing than brain freeze and diabetes. Speaking as a porn webmaster and the guy who runs PornWebmasters.com, it’s just wild to me that the dot com was even available, and that it’s now serving up next-gen amateur porn with a super-modern interface.

What kind of length makes you blow your load? No, I’m not talking about the measurements of the hung porn Chad on screen, who is balls-deep in your favorite smut icon; I mean the length of the video itself. Do you prefer the longer and more drawn-out porn movies that allow you to sink into a world of masturbatory pleasure, or do you prefer those on the shorter end of the scale?

I’m not reinventing the wheel when I say that the modern lifestyle leaves us short of free time to do the things we love and enjoy. From jobs and family vacations to grocery shopping and chores around the house, there’s so much we need to budget time for. The issue? This leaves us minimal time to enjoy one of the greatest inventions in human history; porn!

I pulled up TikPorn this morning as the Viagra I put in my Cap’n Crunch started kicking in. It was a serendipitous moment: the link popped up in my inbox just minutes after I got banned from TikTok again, and it seemed like the perfect place to finish rubbing out what I’d started. Sure, the sexy stuff on TikTok is great, but it takes a lot of digging to find. Plus, you’re always at risk of getting the boot just for posting some boobs. Maybe TikPorn would offer the stuff I was looking for without all the prudes, narcs, and stupid fucking viral challenge videos. I’m here to jerk off, not watch children get kicked out of the mall for clout.

Ah, social media. It’s the bane of many people’s lives and the focal point of others. Personally, I don’t give a fuck what Karen down the street is doing this weekend unless she’s posing in a holiday snap with her fat MILF milkers hanging out. Yep, social media is an excellent source of wanking material if you know where to look!

Who’s up for a Fiq Fuq? It’s a lot like a TikTok; only you’ll probably find it easier to whack off to. That’s honestly one of the most important features of any good website, at least when it comes to the type of material I review here at ThePornDude. While your niece might be able to kill a whole day watching viral dance videos, injurious challenges, and viewer reactions, we, the perverts, tend to be a little choosier about our content. If it isn’t going to make me hard as a rock and help me throw a load into an old gym sock, I’m not sure I have much use for it.

In September 2016, the world was introduced to the latest social media platform on the scene; TikTok. It didn’t take long for this Chinese-made platform to take the world by storm, and it was soon downloaded by millions worldwide. There’s all manner of stuff you can find on the platform, from cringe-worthy bullshit to semi-erotic content, and the latter leaves many people horny and hungry for more!

If you find yourself in the mood to get off to all kinds of hot and sexy pornographic content that feels as familiar as TikTok itself (or close to it, anyway), then your ass needs to visit Hotpic! It is here that you will find all kinds of delicious pornographic samples that I know will have you belly aching with laughter in no time at all. It’s all here for you, so see what’s available just for you by visiting Hotpic today – but first, see what all that I have to say about this unique porn site!

Your next NSFW Swipe may land you in all kinds of trouble or all kinds of fun, depending on where you’re doing your swiping. They tell you right there in the name that this isn’t going to be a work-friendly website, so I guess you probably shouldn’t bring it up at family dinner either. If you’re alone, though, or just don’t care what the other bus passengers think, it may be a nice way to kill some time and solve that pesky blue balls issue that’s been bothering you all morning. Maybe I should stop mixing so much Viagra into my Cap’n Crunch, but that’s an issue for another day.

When I saw the link for Fap Bar, I immediately had one thought: holy shit, finally, a place where I can have a couple of drinks and not get kicked out for whipping my dick out. Well, it turns out it’s actually a place on the Internet and not downtown. You can’t buy a beer there, but the good news is that the whole thing was set up for the sole purpose of helping you jack off. Alcohol, cigarettes, fistfights, and surly bouncers are all optional, but there are a ton of gorgeous chicks.

I consider a good TitFap to be among my favorite activities, up there with AssJacks, ClitWanks, FootTugs and MouthJerks. Really, I love masturbating to all the beautiful parts of a lovely lady. Despite the title, this next joint features a little bit of everything when it comes to gorgeous naked women—not just their boobies!

I feel like Waptap deserves some kind of award for coming up with such a clever name. Even before I’d clicked the link in my inbox, that sing-songy rhythm and rhyme gave me a pretty good idea what I’d be seeing inside. This ain’t the first TikTok-style porn site I’ve seen that tried to replicate the catchiness of the title, but I think they nailed it in a way the other guys just haven’t. My only hope was that they’d done the actual format just as much justice as they’d done with the branding.

When something is described as Extra Naughty, I usually get the feeling it’s going to be right up my alley. Hell, you could slap the description on damn near anything and I’m sold. Extra naughty Chinese lunch specials? Let’s eat! Extra naughty karaoke? I’m singing! Extra naughty mobile carrier plans? Sign me up and let’s look at some porno! Your grandma might have described you as naughty for stealing cookies off the counter, but damn near everybody else thinks of sex when they hear the word.

Swipe Fap! These days, we’re all living lives that are increasingly busy. Between work and family, it can be hard to find sufficient time to dedicate to porn marathons. Shit, I bet many of you can remember dedicating ten hours or more to one porn-viewing session and now find yourselves lucky to get an hour to yourself.

Are you here to watch JAV Trailers, or did you just come by for the shorts? That’s something of a trick question, of course, because there’s no real need to choose one or the other. This next joint has the hookup, whether you’re looking for previews of Asian porno movies, full-length Japanese Adult Video, and the subject of today’s expedition: those sweet, bite-sized little nuggets of JAV, delivered one after another after another.

TikTok! An app mostly made for millennials or the younger generation, so I would not be surprised if you have never heard about it. Well, TikTok is one of those apps where you just keep scrolling, and you will get to see new videos, which are mostly humorous, but you also have a little bit of everything, which brings me back to this subreddit.

Reddit TikTokThots, aka r/TikTokThots! I was gawking at TikTokThots on Reddit this morning, and honestly? It might even be a better platform for fapping to these babes than TikTok itself. I know TikTok has that crazy immediacy that gets your girlfriend addicted to watching makeup videos, but for masturbators like you and me, there’s sometimes a bit too much filler in there. The algorithms ain’t exactly set up the same way they are on Pornhub, especially since TikTok’s community guidelines prohibit the really sexy stuff. Say what you will about the neckbeards on Reddit, but at least they allow smut!