Fap Bar

When I saw the link for Fap Bar, I immediately had one thought: holy shit, finally, a place where I can have a couple of drinks and not get kicked out for whipping my dick out. Well, it turns out it’s actually a place on the Internet and not downtown. You can’t buy a beer there, but the good news is that the whole thing was set up for the sole purpose of helping you jack off. Alcohol, cigarettes, fistfights, and surly bouncers are all optional, but there are a ton of gorgeous chicks.