Tik Porn Tube

I pulled up TikPorn this morning as the Viagra I put in my Cap’n Crunch started kicking in. It was a serendipitous moment: the link popped up in my inbox just minutes after I got banned from TikTok again, and it seemed like the perfect place to finish rubbing out what I’d started. Sure, the sexy stuff on TikTok is great, but it takes a lot of digging to find. Plus, you’re always at risk of getting the boot just for posting some boobs. Maybe TikPorn would offer the stuff I was looking for without all the prudes, narcs, and stupid fucking viral challenge videos. I’m here to jerk off, not watch children get kicked out of the mall for clout.