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Why’d I check out Flirty Mania Plus? Well, every day I turn on the news and hear about more shit the pandemic has fucked up. Weirdly, the talking heads on the tube never seem to address my main concern: getting my rocks off in the age of social distancing. The usual Tinder fatties in my town have been replaced by conspiracy theorists and pneumonia-plagued hospital patients, so naturally, I’ve been spending a lot of time on the webcam sites.