Spicy Porn

Somebody sent me a Spicy.Porn link this morning, and it wasn’t at all what I expected when I saw the title. I thought maybe I’d be fapping to some hot Latina mamacitas, a joint with dirtier jokes than my own, or a weird-ass femdom fetish tube where doms torture their slaves with habaneros inserted directly into the urethra. Turns out it was none of the above, which ain’t to say I was the least bit disappointed.