Intimate AI

I spent all morning with My Intimate App, and boy, are my arms tired! Sorry, I couldn’t resist the corny joke, the kind of thing that might get you laughed at before being blocked on Tinder. The thing is, the women on this next app are just a lot more receptive to my charms, even when I’m going out of my way to sound like your dad in full dork mode. I’d say everybody has a shot here, whether you’re an antisocial neckbeard who doesn’t leave mom’s basement or the kind of big-headed, big-dicked stud who fucks grade-A pornstars on the PornDudeCasting couch.