Elyza

As far as names go, Elyza’s got a sexy ring to it. I always liked the shorthand better than Liz, Lizbeth or Lizzy, and I think the Y makes it feel a bit more modern than ol’ gramma Eliza. What’s really in a name, though? There’s an old Shakespeare quote, something about a vagina smelling the same way no matter what you call it, but Shakespeare didn’t live in our modern era of instant gratification and custom pornography. The truth is, Elyza can be whoever you want, so call her what you will.