ThePornFull

"The Porn Full" popped up in my inbox this morning when I was still only half-awake, and I swear I could picture myself in court today. “Do you solemnly swear to watch the porn, the full porn and nothing but the porn, so help you God?” the judge would ask. I’d put my hand on a stack of Hustlers and tell him, “Sure, as long as I get to jack off to them. Blue balls is a serious and painful medical condition.”