Fapnado

I whipped up a Fapnado this morning, and I’d call it a part of a healthy, balanced breakfast, along with my coffee, my Cap’n Crunch and my bowl full of boner pills. Hell, if you’re in a hurry, you can even enjoy it on the go like I did, though I did get some weird looks from the other Uber passengers. That’s just a day in the life of a friendly neighborhood PornDude, though. Some folks just don’t respect the grind!