What’s so grooby about Grooby VR? Well, if you already know the brand name, you probably already know the answer to that question. It’s easy enough to mistake it for a creative misspelling of groovy, and was used as a synonym for titties as far back as A Clockwork Orange. I used to wonder how Grooby Productions settled on the name until I finally looked at the Wiki article. Turns out, it ain’t that complicated; the company was started back in ’96 by a dude named Steven Grooby.

When BeVR slid into my DMs this morning, I had no idea what to expect. The name reminded me of beverages and beavers, and to be honest, I still ain’t entirely sure what the letters stand for. The VR is the easy part of the equation, as the Virtual Reality porn niche has been slowly but steadily gaining steam over the last few years. As for the Be, well, that could be short for any number of things, from Bellies to Beautiful to Beds to Benefits, all of which you’ll find inside.

Are you a VR Spy, or have you ever dreamed of becoming one? Virtual reality has been growing more popular every year, and we all know naked girls are one of the biggest reasons for that. I’ve always loved gawking at sluts and shaking my dick at a flat laptop screen or my phone, but those futuristic sex helmets put the boobies right up in your face. Who wouldn’t want to spy on some babes in such an intimate way?

With a name like Baberotica VR, you can make some pretty safe bets about what you’ll find inside. Baberotica is solid branding on its own, an obvious portmanteau combining two words that each tickle the horny part of your brain, conjuring mental images of naked, beautiful women at their sexiest. Add a VR at the end and you know it’s going to be some next-level, futuristic shit. You won’t just be gawking at those erotic babes on a flat screen, but in a virtual environment that feels almost as real as life itself.

If you can’t guess what SuckMeVR is selling, then let me be the first to congratulate you on finally getting out of prison or whatever isolated cult compound you’ve been holed up inside of over the last few years. The Suck Me half of the equation gives it away as something filthy and fapworthy, while the VR tacked onto the end lets you know this is going to be some of that next-level, futuristic shit that drops you right into the action. You’ve got a good virtual reality headset at your disposal, right? In this case, it’s even more important than a well-lubed fap sleeve.

I’ve got to say it: Porn Corn VR is a weird, funky name for an adult website. It’s a title that combines adult entertainment with futuristic technology and one of the most popular cereal grains on the planet, but what the hell could it possibly all mean? Don’t worry, it’s not some kind of deep-niche food fetishism for horny fat folks. I think the oddball title is just an exercise in branding, and frankly I think it’s going to work. I’m not about to forget that catchy word salad.

StripChat didn’t always have VR, but it was really just a matter of time. Virtual reality porn has been gaining a lot of steam over the last couple of years, with a number of the big studios launching their own VR brands or adding some 3D movies to their existing sites. The growing popularity of gizmos like the Oculus Quest has a lot to do with VR smut’s rise, though, to be honest, I think it might be the other way around. Do you think folks are really dropping a few hundred just to slice virtual fruit while wearing a stupid headset? Fuck no! We bought these things for sites like the one I’m gearing up to review.