Crazy Shit! The internet is full of it. Maybe you’ve seen some of it. Come on, don’t lie – no judgment here, amigo. We’ve all “accidentally” stumbled upon some fucked up shit like crazyshit.com on the internet that we will never be able to un-see. Who among us has not gone down a late-night rabbit hole of weird and morally ambiguous websites? Let go of your dick for a second and raise your fucking hand, because I know that you are one of the worst offenders of this. If for no other reason, curiosity will get you at one point or another.

Darkness Porn! It’s time I let you, horny bastards, into the back room. It’s time to peel back that crusty curtain and give you true degenerates access to the most fucked-up shit I could find that was still, well, legal and all of that. I’m not trying to get my door caved in by some trigger-happy fucks with riot gear. I’m not about that life. But I know that loads of you fappers like the darker shit. So, it’s time that we take a look at the kinkier side of porn. And, man, this content isn’t going to be for the light of heart. We’re talking about ball-busting, ass-fucking, pain, slapping, spit, torture, and everything that can’t be done in the light of day. So, if you don’t have a weak stomach, we can continue and get into the good stuff.

Have you ever found yourself browsing around ThePornDude and thinking to yourself, ‘gee, there are lots of sites to beat off to, but what I really want to watch is a werewolf bukkake’? If so, it’s your lucky day! I have just the tube site that you can visit where you can find exactly that kind of content! It’s over on XVideos.com/Horror Porn, and you will find a substantial number of videos that are just waiting for you to cum to!

Much of human action is inspired by two emotions: Arousal and fear. It makes complete sense. The whole point of our existence is to fuck and make more humans, so of course, wanting to fuck would be on our minds all day. Furthermore, it's tough to fuck if you're torn to pieces by a bear while wandering the rugged forests of the northeastern United States. So you better keep your head on a swivel if you ever want to dip your dong into a danky snatch ever again.

In terms of movie genres, few are growing as fast as the horror niche. The number of horror movies being made each year is getting substantially bigger, but not all of them are your conventional kind of horror but are instead horror porn movies!

I browsed the horror stash at Motherless all morning, and now I don’t know if I should jack off or go hide in the closet until the danger has passed. Then again, hiding out might give me the perfect opportunity to rub one out in the peace and safety of the dark. Who knows who—or what—might be peeping in the windows with nefarious intent if I sit at my desk and shake my dick at the screen.

iXXX.com! The only place where horror meets actual whores. My initial reaction to IXXX's horror category was pure fascination and absolute fucking shock. The only thing more terrifying than seeing the Predator eat pussy is watching Freddy and Jason Fuck. But don't get me wrong, their videos have plenty of shit to fap to. I'm not gonna say that my cock didn't stick up when I saw Pennywise fuck a fat-titted MILF, but some of the shit on this site blew my mind while blowing my load. With various scary and slutty bitches, you're going to be horny and horrified all at the same time. Who would've thought I'd be saying that? From monsters with fat asses and kidnappers with a bondage fetish like no other, it's safe to say your dick will be throbbing with fear.

I love some good old-fashioned BDSM. I think every passionate meat-beating addict does at some point in his fap career if he keeps his head in the game. The more smut a man consumes, the more stimulation he requires to get the same high. The best way to increase a man's stimulation is to view ever more extreme content. BDSM’s middle name is extreme, so it’s the ideal way to take your masturbation sessions up a notch or two… or five... or ten.

If you’re a fan of horror movies, you’ll know directors have more than one trick up their sleeves when it comes to giving us an adrenaline rush because whenever you think of some of history’s most iconic horror flicks, you’ll usually remember a steamy sex scene that went with it.

When the world’s first horror movie (Le Manoir du Diable) was made well over a century ago, do you think the creator could foresee how far the horror genre has come all these years later? And no, I’m not talking about shit like Nightmare on Elm Street, The Conjuring, and The Ring; I’m talking about the dark, exhilarating, and often downright perverse genre of horror porn!

If you guys are anything like me, every time you see a traditional civilian movie, you find yourself pondering how much better it would have been if everyone was boning the whole time. I can't think of a single film since the advent of moving pictures that wouldn't have been significantly improved if everyone was nude and fucking each other from the opening scene to the ending credits.

The first pornos to ever be watched by man were not drawn onto rocky outcroppings or smudged onto bark with fire ash. Instead, they played inside the human imagination. Ancient men would sit alone in the forest, fantasizing about all the horrible things they could do to their best friend's sister. Unfortunately, that was the only way to get yourself hard for tens of thousands of years. That's why you'll never catch me hopping in a time machine.